Here you will find all of the legal mumbo-jumbo that basically boils down to:

  • You are responsible for your own self
  • You are responsible for your own finances and investments
  • You assume complete and total responsibility for everything you do at all times, and Kung Fu Finance will not be held liable in any event whatsoever for anything that you do (even and especially if you lose all of your money on pork bellies, or make $10,000 selling puts, or decide to cash out of your 401K and later regret it, or buy physical gold only to have it all melt in a house fire, or win the lottery, or fire your financial advisor, or …you get the idea).

But, just to be clear, let it be known to all who may enter here that:

  • No one writing for Kung Fu Finance is a registered financial advisor.
  • No one writing for Kung Fu Finance is qualified in any way whatsoever to give personal financial advice.
  • Nothing you may read here that “seems” like personal financial advice is– again; we are NOT qualified to give you personal financial advice.
  • Kung Fu Finance is a financial news, information, and educational site, NOT an investment advisor.
  • Making investment decisions based solely on information published on Kung Fu Finance (or any website) is completely inane and quite possibly disastrous to your personal finances.
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  • Our work is based on all sorts of information such as personal experience, SEC filings, current events, interviews, corporate press releases, and what we’ve learned as financial journalists. It may contain errors, and you shouldn’t make any investment decision based solely on what you read here.
  • It’s your money and your responsibility.
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Horse. Beat. Dead. Whew.